In the bloody aftermath of increasingly frequent Islamic terrorist attacks in Western nations, a series of steps must be followed to make non-Muslims feel better about themselves while allowing Muslims to feel that they are the ‘real’ victims of each and every deadly Islamic terrorist attack.
Tearful and sad cartoon will be published
Facebook flag filters will be used
Boohooing on TV by media and politicians
Lighting up landmarks in colors of the country attacked and holding candlelight vigils with piles of teddy bears and flowers
Media/Political recognition of Muslims as the real victims of a religion hijacked by the misunderstanders of Islam
Celebrating our great virtue of tolerance for the most intolerant people on earth while awaiting the next Islamic terrorist attack